Trash, and the people who are/buy it

Unless you've been living in a cave, you already know what Britney did:




Well, now (for a minimum bid of $1,000,000) you can have the chance to own Britney's former hair. I wish I was joking, but I'm not.


What is more disturbing? That someone is going to be stupid enough to pay this much for souvenir hair? That some asshole is going to become a millionaire because of it? Or that formerly-hot Britney looks like she's growing a rat-tail mullet in the picture above?