Sunday, February 25, 2007

Duke Lax Rapes Dartmouth...

...on the field.

...they've moved on from raping black strippers to preppy white boys.

...once again, no charges were filed.

...DNA tests pending.

...in Durham, NC, the team is no longer known as the "Blue Devils." Appropriately, they are being called the "White Devils +1."

This story just lends itself to easy jokes. Got one? Leave it in the comment box.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well written article.